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How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big...
Quote #16404
You can have brilliant ideas, but if you can’t get them across, your ideas...
Quote #21858
The case has, in some respects, been not entirely devoid of interest.
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Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in...
Quote #24781
Unless you know what you want, you can’t ask for it.
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It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who...
Quote #23266
He that is down can fall no lower.
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I am grieved that it should be said he is my brother, and take...
Quote #24676
If I had to choose between putting a saloon or a liberal church on...