Quote #484
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades...
Quote #29053
There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long...
Quote #29129
It’s a shallow life that doesn’t give a person a few scars.
Quote #31810
Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which...
Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #34400
Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.
Quote #15721
There is this paradox in pride – it makes some men ridiculous, but prevents...
Quote #14085
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
Quote #20824
Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise.
Quote #31596
The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it’s the opposition.