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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read...
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Happy is he who can give himself up.
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All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will...
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I believe that forgiving them is God’s function. Our job is simply to arrange...
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A true friend knows your weaknesses but shows you your strengths feels your fears...
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It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.
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Experience, as a desire for experience, does not come off. We must not study...
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You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes.
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Helped are those who create anything at all, for they shall relive the thrill...