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Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.
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Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
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Adulthood is the ever-shrinking period between childhood and old age. It is the apparent...
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
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I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends…...
Quote #363
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose...
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If the camel once get his nose in a tent, the body will soon...
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The honest man must be a perpetual renegade, the life of an honest man...
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their...
Quote #11903
If you fear change, leave it here.