Quote #17644
If nominated, I will not run if elected, I will not serve.
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream...
Quote #8656
(Kenneth) Star…(has) done what I could not do in a quarter century: make pornography...
Quote #19920
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another’s resemblance to ourselves.
Quote #1764
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
Quote #15249
True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is...
Quote #29622
The average person thinks he isn’t.
Quote #7644
No man is demolished but by himself.
Quote #21126
The human mind is our fundamental resource.