Quote #433
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
Quote #1630
Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good.
Quote #3128
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the...
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #10670
If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
Quote #23311
To sit back hoping that someday, someway, someone will make things right is to...
Quote #417
One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that...
Quote #27533
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
Quote #18990
The White House is the finest prison in the world.
Quote #30070
It is not only for what we do that we are held responsible, but...