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When the silent majority opens its mouth it is usually to yawn.
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It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you...
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Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is...
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Not only are you anal, but you are anal about things most people have...
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He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right...
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If nature made you a giver, your hands are born open, and so is...
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Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
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The master class has always declared the wars; the subject class has always fought...
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As an athlete, when you least expect it, you may find yourself standing on...
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If you can impress any man with an absorbing conviction of the supreme importance...