Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #5142
The future belongs to those who can rise above the confines of the earth.
Quote #26081
He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a...
Quote #3054
Man is a natural polygamist: he always has one woman leading him by the...
Quote #22290
Not to know is bad not to wish to know is worse.
Quote #19152
One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #1251
We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh...
Quote #27190
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the...
Quote #31773
One’s prime is elusive. You little girls, when you grow up, must be on...