Quote #11540
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...
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Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.
Quote #34146
Everyone ought to worship God according to his own inclinations, and not to be...
Quote #4330
Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.
Quote #16237
Thoughts are funny little things,They can make paupers or make kings.
Quote #32098
Never solve a problem from its original perspective.
Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #1680
The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his...
Quote #3056
The impotence of God is infinite.
Quote #6214
Does it really matter what these affectionate people do– so long as they don?t...