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I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog...
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
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A good son makes a good husband.
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We can be knowledgable with other men’s knowledge but we cannot be wise with...
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The biggest critics of my books are people who never read them.
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The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover’s Lane holding his...
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Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...