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Genius is entitled to respect only when it promotes the peace and improves the...
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Quote #16036
Time ripens all things; no man is born wise.
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All the adversity I’ve had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have...
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I am glad that I am not a man, for if I were I...
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Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an acre of barren...
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We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of...
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Just as you began to feel that you could make good use of time,...
Quote #2088
My work is done, why wait?
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...