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I thought I loved him, but I really just needed him. There was so...
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended...
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Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future one.
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Martyrdom is the only way a person can become famous without ability.
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To make a man happy, fill his hands with work.
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A woman of honor should not expect of others things she would not do...
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If the rich could hire someone else to die for them, the poor would...
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When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes when they do...
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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Biology has at least 50 more interesting years.