Quote #21804
So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever...
Quote #11186
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #5519
I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast...
Quote #33397
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now…only much, much better
Quote #5990
Beyond talent lie all the usual words: discipline, love, luck — but, most of...
Quote #1941
Canada: A few acres of snow.
Quote #11790
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
Quote #24657
Accident counts for much in companionship, as in marriage.
Quote #23263
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.