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Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me
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Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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Banning gun shows to reduce violent crime will work about as well as banning...
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All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every...
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When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is...
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An investment in knowledge still yields the best returns.
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The world must be made safe for democracy.
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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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Boldness in itself is genius.