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There exists no politician in India daring enough to attempt to explain to the...
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
Quote #1734
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
Quote #3360
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
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I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
Quote #32493
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Quote #31484
Americans and British have different ways of saying things. They say ‘elevator,’ we say...
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He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing....
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #15560
Nature is not affected by finance. If someone offered you ten thousand dollars to...