Quote #23441
The last time somebody said, ‘I find I can write much better with a...
Quote #3511
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
Quote #4573
There are some remedies worse than the disease.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #29449
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. –...
Quote #6617
A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth; flattery is a statement of...
Quote #21929
There are so many things that we wish we had done yesterday, so few...
Quote #12315
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
Quote #33107
The whole point of being alive is to evolve into the complete person you...