Quote #14556
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Quote #23485
Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World.
Quote #13236
The man who suffers from a sense of sin is suffering from a particular...
Quote #30996
Sit quiety, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself.
Quote #5969
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
Quote #5302
We can forgive a man for making a useful thing, as long as he...
Quote #27364
There is no leveler like Christianity, but it levels by lifting all who receive...
Quote #33560
When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced...
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #34049
It’s funny, to me, the way people refer to childbirth as a miraculous event....