Quote #3150
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Quote #13753
A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.
Quote #8871
Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.
Quote #11220
A man is judged by his deeds, not by his words.
Quote #16117
The best lightning rod for your protection is your own spine.
Quote #34283
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #32759
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk
Quote #22444
Don’t speak unless you can improve on the silence.
Quote #2593
The Art of Love: knowing how to combine the temperment of a vampire with...
Quote #30817
He that maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent.