Quote #26731
Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
Quote #7306
Make wisdom your provision for the journey from youth to old age, for it...
Quote #22562
They do not leave home without American Express. … Blame the moral carelessness that...
Quote #26935
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous...
Quote #11314
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
Quote #6530
If it come to prohibiting, there is aught more likely to be prohibited than...
Quote #32102
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are...
Quote #10753
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let...
Quote #19247
His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his...
Quote #11973
Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is the resolute acceptance of death.