Quote #19231
Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #17265
Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
Quote #26672
You can put wings on a pig, but you don’t make it an eagle.
Quote #1695
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
Quote #19156
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love...
Quote #25177
It is better we disintegrate in peace and not in pieces.
Quote #25746
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough
Quote #16565
A man’s dreams are an index to his greatness.
Quote #28869
I am inferior of any man whose rights I trample under foot. Men are...