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The earth was made round so we would not see too far down the...
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The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for...
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To know one thing, you must know the opposite.
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There’s only one me, and I’m stuck with him.
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Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
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To try to be better is to be better.
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The stars incline, but do not impel.
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