Quote #28385
It’s not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull...
Quote #12985
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
Quote #15217
To feel “fit as a fiddle” you must tone down your middle.
Quote #15842
It is a very lonely life that a man leads, who becomes aware of...
Quote #14412
He only profits from praise who values criticism.
Quote #31179
Every man dies. Not every man lives.
Quote #7649
With affection beaming out of one eye, and calculation shining out of the other.
Quote #8194
At the bottom every man knows well enough that he is a unique human...
Quote #27012
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.