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These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder....
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The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
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Idiots…nothing can live forever.
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I don’t think necessity is the mother of invention – invention, in my opinion,...
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Death: To stop sinning suddenly.
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I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those...
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An improper mind is a perpetual feast.
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You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
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This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and...
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Muscles come and go; flab lasts.