Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #5980
Courage is one step ahead of fear.
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If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
Quote #1599
A bully is not reasonable – he is persuaded only by threats.
Quote #29399
Sad is his lot, who, once at least in his life, has not been...
Quote #22543
Money, the root of all evil…but the cure for all sadness.
Quote #8199
He had the entertainment of thinking that if he had for that moment stopped...
Quote #18687
Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle...
Quote #20140
I am not sure exactly what heaven will be like, but I don’t know...
Quote #25355
On the breakup of Harrison Ford’s first marriage It wasn’t because he became a...