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The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
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The best weapons against the infamies of life are courage, wilfulness and patience. Courage...
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Isn’t it surprising how many things, if not said immediately, seem not worth saying...
Quote #15517
To see a man fearless in dangers. untainted with lusts, happy in adversity, composed...
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
Quote #25457
You never saw a fish on the wall with its mouth shut.
Quote #26891
There are no athiests in foxholes.
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Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,...
Quote #2581
Most of our future lies ahead.