Quote #19196
Great minds think alike.
Quote #564
I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.
Quote #11751
To die for an idea is to place a pretty high price upon conjectures.
Quote #8499
Rap music… sounds like somebody feeding a rhyming dictionary to a popcorn popper.
Quote #11465
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
Quote #15843
Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
Quote #19304
You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends.
Quote #20707
Marty McFly Jesus, George, it’s a wonder I was ever born.
Quote #8668
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #32489
Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.