Quote #34734
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
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Money is the most egalitarian force in society. It confers power on whoever holds...
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You know when you’ve read a good book when you turn the last page...
Quote #10404
As long as humanity has been human, it has looked toward the heavens and...
Quote #473
Family dinners are more often than not an ordeal of nervous indigestion, preceded by...
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #16453
Puritanism The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #23523
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
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O Winter ruler of the inverted year, . . . I crown thee king...
Quote #23633
There is no genius free from some tincture of madness.