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If you’re going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive...
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Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it most people aim at...
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Remind me to write an article on the compulsive reading of news. The theme...
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Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
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Though a man be wise it is no shame for him to live and...
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Man is a make-believe animal – he is never so truly himself as when...
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Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
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A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid...
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A Hospital is no place to be sick.
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Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.