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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and...
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If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the...
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The mind of man is like a clock that is always running down, and...
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I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries.
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The sharing of joy, whether physical, emotional, psychic, or intellectual, forms a bridge between...
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And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead by using...
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Blessed are the weak who think that they are good because they have no...
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The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except...
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It is in pardoning that we are pardoned.