Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #24360
Ask, and it shall be given you Seek, and ye shall find Knock, and...
Quote #10092
War is one of the scourges with which it has pleased God to afflict...
Quote #7826
There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the...
Quote #13168
No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove...
Quote #28997
Whoever has the greatest command of the language, holds the power.
Quote #34533
Son, always tell the truth. Then you’ll never have to remember what you said...
Quote #16187
Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Quote #15352
Real knowledge, like everything else of value, is not to be obtained easily. It...
Quote #28338
When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was...