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Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose...
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We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow...
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living.
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Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else.