Quote #270
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Quote #12958
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Quote #16232
All truly wise thoughts have been thoughts already thousands of times; but to make...
Quote #27438
Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...
Quote #12851
Life is not a laughing matter, but can you imagine having to live without...
Quote #9662
I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it.
Quote #31209
What we need is more people who specialize in the impossible.
Quote #26044
Christmas The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may...
Quote #14906
One man has enthusiasm for 30 minutes, another for 30 days, but it is...
Quote #23071
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.