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Go ahead, make my day.
Quote #13402
Life is short; live it up.
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Opinions are made to be changed – or how is the truth to be...
Quote #2555
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Quote #11337
Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.
Quote #15317
Like the bee, we should make our industry our amusement.
Quote #30117
Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not...
Quote #33312
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #24007
Harriet Do you actually like haggis Charlie No, I think it’s repellent in every...
Quote #2443
A liberal is a man who leaves the room when the fight begins.