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Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans...
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When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
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When you want something, it’s not that easy. You have to know what you...
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The imbecility of men is always inviting the impudence of power.
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Any great work of art . . . revives and readapts time and space,...
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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DOE Unbearably lovely music is heard as...
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There is nothing more dread and more shameless than a woman who plans such...
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...