Quote #7140
While thou livest keep a good tongue in thy head.
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #22154
Man is troubled not by events, but by the meaning he gives them.
Quote #7107
Too much liberty corrupts us all.
Quote #25220
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if...
Quote #28164
Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then...
Quote #10511
His ignorance is encyclopedic.
Quote #19139
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #29468
When the opponent expand, I contract, When he contracts, I expand, And when there...
Quote #18838
When you have solved all the mysteries of life you long for death, for...