Quote #374
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Quote #1736
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #856
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
Quote #30147
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Quote #32136
The saying Getting there is half the fun became obsolete with the advent of...
Quote #23350
If I thought there was some reason to be concerned about them, I wouldn’t...
Quote #22190
The President seems to extend executive privilege way out past the atmosphere. What he...
Quote #19141
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
Quote #34053
Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...
Quote #33333
Sometimes it’s hard to avoid the happiness of others.