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My wife is a light eater … as soon as it’s light, she starts...
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Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
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One is not superior merely because one sees the world as odious.
Quote #7807
History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.
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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
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If you want to make peace, you don’t talk to your friends. You talk...
Quote #27922
Just because you’re miserable doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy your life.
Quote #18851
Faith, is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof.
Quote #2236
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Quote #33577
Be mild with the mild, shrewd with the crafty, confiding to the honest, rough...