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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be...
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The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here...
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The only paradise is paradise lost.
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The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is...
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Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
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When an idea is wanting, a word can always be found to take its...
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I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a...
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If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome if you believe the theologians, nothing...
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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is...
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The tiger can’t change his spots. No, wait, he did Good for him