Quote #9489
“The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of...
Quote #17663
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #19495
Every man serves a useful purpose A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
Quote #21638
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor...
Quote #1614
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
Quote #13310
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #26894
I have no plans, and no plans to plan.
Quote #12724
For the sake of peace one may lie, but peace itself should never be...