Quote #31932
I love her and she loves me, and we hate each other with a...
Quote #8161
When in doubt, tell the truth.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #33519
I’ve grown to realize the joy that comes from little victories is preferable to...
Quote #8205
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quote #30586
The Whites told only one side. Told it to please themselves. Told much that...
Quote #30885
No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.
Quote #34890
I’m keenly aware of the Pride coming before the Fall . . . but...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #29819
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime...