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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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If eyes were made for seeing, then beauty is its own excuse for being.
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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife...
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A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his...
Quote #34814
Know thyself.
Quote #4073
Do what you can with what you have, where you are.
Quote #23434
Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give...
Quote #24043
If you stand straight Do not fear a crooked shadow.
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Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it...
Quote #18555
History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social...