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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening...
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Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.
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A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which...
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go...
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If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.
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To die will be an awfully big adventure.
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We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete...
Quote #30209
The issue of race could benefit from a period of benign neglect.
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Vacant minds must have their uses, yet it seems a pity to waste first-class...