Quote #25391
A musicologist is a man who can read music but can’t hear it.
Quote #19171
Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
Quote #26954
If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature,...
Quote #19043
Kindness in ourselves is the honey that blunts the sting of unkindness in another.
Quote #7898
Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your...
Quote #682
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though...
Quote #34667
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
Quote #33896
Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early...
Quote #24788
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
Quote #12118
I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.