Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
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I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a...
Quote #5189
God gave us memory that we might have roses in December.
Quote #5014
Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they...
Quote #28928
True happiness, we are told, consists in getting out of one’s self, but the...
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… Religion … the basis and foundation of government … before any man...
Quote #4071
Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others with out getting a few...
Quote #33920
One never goes so far as when one doesn’t know where one is going.
Quote #17658
Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
Quote #30950
Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.