Quote #15402
The more you talk to yourself, the more apt you are to lie.
Quote #13020
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Quote #29358
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
Quote #470
Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.
Quote #26340
If a child is to keep alive his inborn sense of wonder, he needs...
Quote #20832
The earth has music for those who listen.
Quote #1582
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #7730
Men keep agreements when it is to the advantage of neither to break them.
Quote #18994
I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It...
Quote #6042
Slowness to change usually means fear of the new.