Quote #14569
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #19691
Marry your son when you will, but you daughter when you can.
Quote #27465
I am only one, But still I am one. I cannot do everything, But...
Quote #4580
Never promise more than you can perform.
Quote #6481
Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be...
Quote #17584
Practice doesn’t make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
Quote #15114
Conversation is an exercise of the mind; gossip is merely an exercise of the...
Quote #32411
Often sound advice turns out to be totally wrong. Sometimes things turn out in...
Quote #34382
When the judgement’s weak, The prejudice is strong.