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I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...
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In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.
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I came into this world, not chiefly to make this a good place to...
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How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist...
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In communities where men build ships for their own sons to fish or fight...
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have...
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So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to...
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I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know...
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It shouldn’t be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into...