Quote #28557
Dieu me pardonnera c’est son metier. (God will pardon me, that’s his job.)
Quote #28103
Don’t be afraid to ask dumb questions. They’re more easily handled than dumb mistakes.
Quote #27344
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless...
Quote #2880
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let...
Quote #28158
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
Quote #16447
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a...
Quote #20824
Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise.
Quote #30790
If you can’t lick ‘em, join ‘em.
Quote #7988
Every woman knows all about everything.
Quote #19834
Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately,...