Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #4233
Thinking to get at once all the gold the goose could give, he killed...
Quote #6572
There is no sin except stupidity.
Quote #319
In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes.
Quote #24315
Perhaps even these things, one day, will be pleasing to remember.
Quote #8561
From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five,...
Quote #22414
I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...
Quote #2945
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make...
Quote #27473
We are all citizens of history.
Quote #27166
A Shade upon the mind there passesAs when on NoonA Cloud the mighty Sun...