Quote #3867
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
Quote #34362
Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time...
Quote #5658
Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse.
Quote #25979
The Holy Spirit makes a man a Christian, and if he is a Christian...
Quote #6836
No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them...
Quote #34042
Women have more to offer this world than just a fallopian tube. Nothing is...
Quote #18619
I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PCIt plainly marks four my revueMistakes...
Quote #22349
There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.
Quote #6229
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #974
Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage.